19th day NaPoWriMo
To toss some humor in a day that begins with the violent capture of one of the bombers of Boston, the Prompt today is to write an ad you might find in the news paper. I’ve read some ‘big city’ want adds that make it hard for me to believe they are serious. They might go like this: I have to say after writing some of these I could write a whole bunch of them. I was kinda tame with them. What crazy ad can you imagine writing?
Girl at corner of Vine
and Temple your
purple spiked hair
haunts me. I need
to know you bad.
Freddy Kruger
Come hit me
hard and fast
love me big
you lil’ beeotch
Sid
Giggly, strap on
Top wants to poke
at you on Friday
nights.
Fatigued, lazy,
incredibly boring,
messy. and often
drooling seeking
fun
Everything about me
is fake, over exaggerated
larger than life. I’m
an honest lie waiting
to happen.
Make me really.
Handsome, poise
well dressed fella
seeking beautiful
blind woman.
Blind, toothless
with beautiful legs
and great hair
wants to gum you
to death.
Tootsie.
