
Day 14… I think I’m a day bored writing a poem a day. So… Here are some really ridiculous Limericks. I Mean it. Corny, half baked, goddess know what.
Enjoy
The was this gal name Libby
She preferred living life in the City
Then one bright sunny day
She decided to the beach she’d go play
That Libby moved outta the City
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JoJo thought himself better than the rest
Especially at the board game of Chess
He Moved his castle to Check mate
Let his Queen take the King for her date
It all turned a wrong move made a mess
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That clever fox was some kind of wonder
Stalking Chickens and birds with a hunger
One day he was brave
Hid himself in the hay
The pitchfork came down in his blunder
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Pretty Milly was tired of dating
Her dates only wanted her for mating
Not that that was so bad
it could be fun, make her glad
Just that Milly wanted a permanent Lad
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Young Richard was full of mischief
His pleasure was to tease all the dipshits
He picked on the wrong one
Got his butt kicked before he could run
Now who was the really big dipshit?
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jeanne Adwani @copyright
Here’s one I wrote for my gay friend Jay.
A sailor who hailed from Ann Arbor Was skilled at making men harder There was never a slip From his hand to his lip For a ship to enter his harbor
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Thanks honey.. I love this limerick
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