Ya’ll remember Glen and Liberace, Perry, Herb, and Mantovani. Right? I meet them at Value World, all line up ready to give it up for some Aerobics
They all wondered why they were there
How it came to this concert consort
Perry crooned his voice to the letter
Lib, ran his fingers down the
black and whites with a Hoo Hoo Hoo
Herb got all brassy feelin’ the Love
Glen thought it was Galveston
Mantovani, decided it was a
Broadway caper
Their Aerobics was a little off
All n’ all the boys got all professional
In the forced participation of the moment
and decided to make it work in the
push n’ pull, the step it up, stretch it out
reach for the skies kinda way
Perry was glad he had three white shirts
Lib figured the red feathered boa
was a good prop for stretching
Herb was use to this kinda thing
Glen knew how to walk the line
Mantovani decided to orchestra the
whole darn group of them
In the one, two, and three again
It was impressive bringing them
together like this, happening all
natural like in the unexpected
discard of life’s fancies lined up
for someone else’s pleasure
The Aerobic dance of life found
in the stretch and pull of $3.31
It was hard not to buy into this gig
Gather them all up for a pot luck
of inspiration on the Motorola
Only, I was stretching for the
Hawaiian shirt across the aisle
Steppin’ up my way to the notions
Jeanne Adwani ~ geezer girl 